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Thursday, January 24, 2008

I PLEDGE TO MASTURBATE FOR THE CAUSE OF PEACE


CLICK ON THE POST TITLE TO MAKE YOUR PLEDGE The Power of Masturbation

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

1 comment:

Mark in DE said...

Makes sense to me! Hilarious...

Mark :-)