Maybe You Be Jack!

In a stubborn mood , I can be an inspiration for any ass , but some mules still love me.

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‎"If you need to shave, and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men."

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

EARLY


This year is the earliest Easter any of us
will ever see the rest of our lives! And only the most elderly of our
population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above!). And
none of us have ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier! Here's the facts:

1) The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year
2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this ea rly was 1913 (so
if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!).

2) The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year
2285 (277 years from now). The last time it was on March 22 was 1818.
So, no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year!

MINT

Phillip thinks the Mint Flavored Condoms are the best.Now, if I could just figure out what to do with Phillip.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

WANNA PLAY

AMERICAN GANGSTER , MICHAEL CLAYTON & THE DARJEELING LIMITED

I watched these 3 films over the past 5 days and liked 2 of them alot and 1 of them only so-so.American Gangster is deserving of all the honors and nominations it received.It is a violent film that tells a story based on true events of the drug trade during the Vietnam era.It relates to us how a single man was able to use our military to transport "BLUE MAGIC" from Vietnam to Ft. Bragg and from there be distributed throughout the eastern part of the country.Crooked Cops on the take are also very much a part of the story.It was not my favorite film of the 3 but it is the most well done of the 3.The Darjeeling Limited is actually my favorite.It is a funny movie with OWEN WILSON , ADRIEN BRODY & JASON SCHWARTZMAN playing brother's on a trek through INDIA to visit their MOTHER who didn't show up to their DAD'S funeral a year earlier.They are really on a quest to find themselves.It is a film about their adventure and their friendship.It is an extraordinary film filled with many laughs and will most likely leave you wanting to renew old family bonds.I sometimes wonder if my brother's and I would be friends if we were not related.Check it out,It is worth seeing.That leaves us with Michael Clayton.It is a O.K. movie.It is put together well enough.My problem is that because of the nominations it received I was expecting more.I enjoyed it but didn't think it was great.George Clooney was George Clooney.He almost always is.I don't feel he acted in the film at all but only showed up and played George Clooney.Tom Wilkinson did turn in a brilliant performance.Tilda Swinton did win an OSCAR for her role which I felt was not the best of the 5 actresses.In fact of the 5 actresses up for best supporting actress award it was my opinion that Tilda's was the weakest.

Monday, February 25, 2008

MONDAY MOIST : DON'T DROP the SOAP


I had warned Welshboi not to drop the soap.It wasn't three minutes into his shower and I heard the thud and I knew the Irish Spring was indeed on the floor.I headed the other way, because I knew I wouldn't be able to control myself if I continued shaving while he was in the shower.I think he did it on purpose to tease me.

Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt and Sarah

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