In a stubborn mood , I can be an inspiration for any ass , but some mules still love me.
THINGS I'VE HEARD
"If you need to shave, and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men."
John and Robert with the Center for artistic Revolution will be putting on the 5th Annual Parade & Festival in Conway,Arkansas.Line Up is at 2 PM at "The Pink House".Click on the post title to visit the official website.
Last saturday night ,not last night ,but the one before that, my friend Mikey came by and wanted me to go to a bar down the street called Easy Street.I have spoke of Easy Street before you may recall as the film festival was there last year and I think they are having one this year ,but I have no info on it.Any Hoo back to Mikey in the dark picture wearing black.I'm not a bar goer but I like Mikey and like talking about his rocks so I agreed to go.We decided to walk.It's just a short step down the street.I have never seen a snake in the streets of downtown Little Rock but I did that night.Crawling on the sidewalk was this slithering snake and as we approached the snake crawled up the wall and pecked his head towards the glass of Today's Office Furniture as if trying to get in.Mikey wasn't thrilled about meeting the snake anymore than I was.Mikey stopped by again last night and this time brought his friend and a geologist buddy Cajun who is visiting from Louisiana.Cajun is in the other picture which is another horrible picture but it is the best I got of his face.I will get another on his next visit.He is thinking about moving up here soon but then he and Mikey have the geology thing in common and they are a good fit.Cajun is one Hot Boi. The picture doesn't at all do him justice.
Looking at the picture you can spot several reasons to head to Bradley County in Arkansas and take part in the Tomato Festivities this next week.You might even get lucky and meet a grower or two.This is the 52nd festival honoring the Tomato.
Don't forget Sweeney Todd opens this week at The Weekend Theater so get your reservations in as this show is sure to sell out.The pics are of Ralph Hyman or Sweeney Todd as he will be known for the next few weeks.These pics were taken Tuesday night as they were rehearsing and making final preperations.I did get a peek at the set and can't figure out why I didn't snap a few pics but I can tell you the set is fabulous.The set designers and builders need a special applause for this one.They really out did themselves.The barber chair is way to cool.Maybe I can sneek in and get a pic of it tomorrow and if so I will share it with you all.
I'm looking forward to my annual visit to Hooters in San Diego.I will dine there with some some Hard Core Collector Geek Buddies the last Wednesday in July.This guy popped into the neighborhood yesterday and his shirt reminded me of it.We always eat at Hooters on that Wednesday so the straight guys can get a eyefull of big boobs and watch the waitresses run around in skimpy clothing since most of them are married and at the convention away from their wives.
"Hi there! My wife doesn't understand me.What I mean to say is:I've never been in a place like this before.I'm straight,actually,but curious.What I mean to say is:I didn't even know what kind of place this was;what do you guys call it-a gay gift shop?What I mean to say is: yes ,of course I did fool around when I was in my early days of college,but that was just kid stuff.My wife and I have a lovely home in West Little Rock.What I mean to say is...Wanna Fuck?"
You will want to run to The Weekend Theater to see their take on SWEENY TODD by Sondheim & Wheeler.It is sure to sell out most performances if not all of them.Sweeny Todd will be performed between June 6th and June 22nd on the weekends by some of central arkansas's most talented actors and actresses.If you can only see one play this summer this is it as it is going to be a great fun show.
The Arkansas Aids Walk will be at The Clinton Presidential Library again this year beginning at 10:00 a.m. on June 14th,2008.Click on the post title to visit the Arkansas Aids Foundation Website.
If you ever make it to HUSAVIK,ICELAND be sure to stop by and visit the penis museum.Sigurdur Hjartarson doesn't yet have a human penis on display but does have 4 people who have promised to donate theirs when the die.The museum is called the ICELANDIC PHALLOLOGICAL MUSEUM and offers visitors from all over the world a close-up look at the long and short of the male reproductive organ.The picture is of the largest speciman the sperm whale.The smallest on display belongs to the hamster.Sigurdur Hjartarson began his penis collection in the early 70's.It started with a single bulls penis that resembled a riding crop.The collection now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
My good friend Phillip ,the cute boi, who likes to flash those pierced nipples of his,is in Saline Memorial Hospital awaiting surgery.Two weeks ago he had all of wisdom teeth taken out and his tonsils removed and it was during that time that a growth was discovered in his throat.It was decided it was serious enough to require more surgery.My thoughts are with Phillip this week as he goes through this procedure.Phillip I hope you have a speedy recovery and it turns out to be nothing to serious.
Mikey the hot boi in the green shirt stopped by twice this week to visit and on one of his visits he gifted me with a couple of rocks.Mikey knows I like rocks almost as much as he does.Mikey is a double major in Geology/Chemistry at the University of Arkansas in Little Rock.He works as a research assistant in the chemistry lab,where he researches the uses of radioactive isotopes as tracers in atmospheric and aqueous systems.He did tell me he had added a third major but for the life of me I can't remember what is is.Mikey is a great guy,a hard working student,a very smart person and if you like hot nerds you should look this guy up.
I got a chance to use a few of the CAPTAIN RUSH CONDOMS that Pac West Distributing sent as samples.I must say they held up well and I can say if you see them being sold in your favorite condom store don't be afraid to try them.They offer Authentic Protection from the makers of RUSH.
mayday mayday
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mayday!
four May Days so far.
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another first time sighting of a bird!
or maybe they were here in the past and i just never noticed them. but i
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"The Divine Sister"
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Years ago, I attended the Eugene O'Neill Theater Center's Cabaret Symposium.
It was basically a boot camp for cabaret singers. An extremely expensive
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