HIKE with MIKE & THE SIGN GUYS plus a OFFER on a NAPKIN

I got up early yesterday and went on a 6 mile Nature Hike with a my friend Mike.I walked behind Mike most of the way so I was forced to stare at his Butt all morning.I still haven't recovered as these strange thoughts keep running through my head.After the Hike Mike helped me load some furniture in the truck.I dropped Mike off close to where these 2 cute guys with signs promoting Goody's Store Closing were flirting with me.I think they just wanted to get me in the Store.When I got back to Little Rock some 7 hours after leaving it I parked the truck and went inside Twisted.When I went back outside a napkin had been left under my driver's side wiper blade.The note was from a couple of Utah Studs offering up some services.I did call them and John came down to help with that problem I developed while staring at Mike's Butt for 6 miles.