I'm Still Waiting

I get thousands of those "pass this along or else" messages.The next time you get one try sending this and let them know you are STILL WAITING for that miracle to happen.I am sorry the posts have been light this week but I have been under the weather with a cold which is finally starting to end.This picture kinda shows how I have really felt the past few days.

ON FIRE

Coming in January is a HOT new film called ON FIRE.It is a JET SET release directed by CHRIS STEELE / CHAD DONOVAN.It stars DEAN PHOENIX and JESSE SANTANA.It has a little something to do with firemen and if you read my blog much you know how much I like firemen.It will be a contender for a GAYVN award!!!

NAKED BOYS SINGING

I have spoke of these Naked Singing Guys before but last night I was able to sit down and watch the soon to be released DVD.It is scheduled to be released to the general public in early December.If you enjoy watching Guys Sing in the Nude you will Love this show.The songs are fun and witty.This DVD will make a great stocking stuffer.

COFFEE DATE

Coffee Date was a very good and entertaining comedy.Todd goes to meet his date Kelly at the coffee house not knowing Kelly is a guy.Todd is straight but their friendship is misconstrued by everyone and Todd has a hard time convincing his family and co-workers that he is not gay.Todd does decide to bed Kelly to make sure once and for all that he is indeed straight and of course Kelly gets hurt because he was hoping that Todd would suddenly be or turn gay.It is a warmhearted tale that deserves to be seen.

TORN JEAN GUY

Our Award for the HOTTEST TORN JEANS goes to these pair.The holes in the knees are torn just right and not overdone.

STROLLING SUNDAY

ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH TEMPERATURES IN THE 70'S HAD LOTS OF GUYS OUT STROLLING INCLUDING OUR GUY WITH A BALLCAP.

HURRY UP and LET me IN

I have been told that the reason a guy will stand for a really long period of time in a uncomfortable position is that he has to pee really bad.

CRAZY CAT LADY

This guy comes in today after spending the early hours of the day cleaning a house where an elderly woman had lived.She has gone to live with relatives or in a nursing home or something of the sort.He was cleaning and when it came time for the kitchen he found 30 dead cats in the freezer all wrapped in saran wrap and a few birds also wrapped in saran wrap.the house had quite a few living cats at the house but apparantly when one of her cats would die she would just wrap them and freeze them and it is speculated the cats would sometimes bring a bird in and she would just wrap those and freeze those as well.

BUYING ART

Art is one of those that you either like it or you don't.My guess is he liked it.

Leather Daddies are Hard to Find in Little Rock

There was a brief pause while David checked his stance,and then the onslaught began again.

POST 250

AUNTIE MAME had not seen a condom since 1920.She wasn't even aware they came in colors and flavors.Please Play Safe!

three way

It's Saturday and it's going to reach a high of 70 degrees.A perfect day for a 3-Way.

RUN OUT and BUY BATTERIES

It's that time of year again.Change your clocks and change your batteries.Your favorite vibrater is probably in need of some fresh juice.Just kidding.This is a serious post and you really should change the batteries in your smoke detectors.Fires have been allover the news lately so they should be fresh in our minds and the damage a fire can bring is way over the top as we all have seen.We had a fire recently a couple doors down at the pizzeria and smoke detectors were instrumental in saving the structure and lives.Please make sure your SMOKE DETECTORS are in good working order and ready for a long winter with NEW BATTERIES.

The Penis has Vanished

Of the more than 9000 bird species close to 98% of them are penis-free.The females are in control and no longer need the penis for copulation.The reason the penis disappeared was that the females wanted it that way.Some believe the penis to be a sexual organ needed for the transfer of sperm but new studies suggest it is merely a instrument used to advertise.Most birds actually reproduce through a kiss.The male deposits sperm from his cloaca (an anus like hole)to his partner's cloaca.It only lasts seconds.The female then uses the sperm if she wants to or dumps it if for instance the tail feathers don't impress her.Larger birds have had a tougher time getting rid of the penis such as ducks , geese and ostriches.The Australian blue duck is said to have such a big one that after sex it has to lay on it's back and stuff it's penis back in it's cloaca.It is a mystery as to why these birds still have a penis when a whopping 98% of birds have lost theirs.The picture is of a Domestic Turkey and a sketch of his penis.

GRUNTS - NEW RECRUITS

40 scene Military Epic Coming Soon from Chris Ward and Raging Stallion.They have given us a 2 minute sneak peek of the 12 hour movie which will come with 8 hours of extras.Click the post title to visit Chris's blog.

because their is nothing romantic about pushing your boyfriend around in a wheelchair

On his first night out since being put in the wheelchair Luke takes a fall while trying to get out of the chair to sit on something next to Noah.Luke's pride is shattered and ends up leaving the fair more agitated than ever.You can see the agitation in his face as he holds the cellphone debating whether to call Noah to apologize for being a jerk.When Noah arrives at the farm they can barely face each other. We rarely see their backs turned to one or the other.Usually they are transfixed on one another.I understand that Luke feels unattractive in the chair and maybe half man-like if you will.He probably not only thinks he will never walk again but will always be a burden.He doesn't want to be seen like this at least in public.Luke and Noah have only kissed twice and the second came a little over a month ago.They are way overdue for that third kiss.

SPIDEY CAN'T TWIST

SPIDERMAN 3 was released on DVD Tuesday past so I watched it last night while enjoying a bowl of Homemade Soup.I must say it is very hard pressed to find any gay element in this movie.Now it is true Harry and Mary Jane do the TWIST and we all know from FABULON how Fabulous the Twist is but It was in those final moments of the movie when Peter is saying goodbye to his dying friend and smiling and then forcing a cry as he and Harry tell each other how much they care for one another and are BEST BUDS and all that mushy jazz that I felt a connection between them that we can only speculate about.

TRICK don't need the treat

I hope everyone is having a spiffy HALLOWEEN.

fearing the jockstraps

It will be another big week for movie titles.We will receive approximately 30 new titles before weeks end.These 2 look exceptionally good.Hot House's JOCKSTRAP and Titan's FEAR.

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A couple of books coming out in November are 1)Lindsay Lozan : ALL MY BOYS 120 pages of slim , smooth and athletic men and then 2)Hot House TRUNKS 96 pages of the most delicious bathing suit images the world has ever seen.We will be stocking both of these titles.