BY the LOOKS of IT the FUTURE KING had QUITE a DAY

LOVE SHACK does it make you sad to know that no one wants to make love to you from the front

I watched Love Shack last night and laughed my ass off.It is a very funny movie that I highly recommend.

WHAT THE FUCK sorry not feeling it! ... sewed it REALLY???? looks like store tag still attached

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

Pepsi MAX Kicks want some?

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I don't think I want it on my tree but Frosted Dog Doo is selling and in big numbers.Get yours before they run out.

BAT BOY HATES PROP 8 as REPORTED by WEEKLY WORLD NEWS

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NEW YORK, NY - Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.

All across the country, citizens united in protest of California’s Proposition 8 to strictly define marriage between a man and a woman, as well as other anti-same-sex marriage laws that were passed on November 4.

Bat Boy was seen outside City Hall with “PROP 8″ with an X through it painted across his chest. While Bat Boy was unable to convey his feelings through words, he did send his high-pitched squeaks of dissent echoing across the plaza.

Many mutants turned out for these protests. Mutant rights organizers explained that a number of mutants, such as the Manigator, are born from interspecial relations. Legalizing gay marriage is one step closer to allowing these unconventional unions to be officially recognized.

Manigator was not present at the rallies, as he was too busy getting “tore up” with his sewer alligator cousins.

SICKS! SICKS! SICKS! CD from KINSEY SICKS

The Sixth and Sickest CD from Kinsey Sicks is out.It is probably the sickest of them all.This one has such tracks as "Botoxic","Be a Slut","Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature anthem, "We arm the World".

FATHER'S DAY GIFT PERHAPS

The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.



The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!



The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.



Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.



Length: Like a standard 7 Iron

MARCH 2008 JOKE of the MONTH

AS TOLD TO ME BY AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY THE OTHER DAY..........QUESTION: Does anyone here know why they do not BBQ on Broke Back Mountain?.........ANSWER: All the weenies taste like shit.

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

I like to check out the Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians blog every now and then.You can click on the post title and visit it yourself.I have chose to show 2 of the pictures from his site because the Rick Derringer one looks identical to a lesbian that frequents my store and John Daly is from Arkansas.

VERY IMPORTANT...

...and something all men should be doing on a regular basis.

I PLEDGE TO MASTURBATE FOR THE CAUSE OF PEACE

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There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

HUCKABEE : WORSE THAN DUBYA ...YOU BET!

COFFEE DATE

Coffee Date was a very good and entertaining comedy.Todd goes to meet his date Kelly at the coffee house not knowing Kelly is a guy.Todd is straight but their friendship is misconstrued by everyone and Todd has a hard time convincing his family and co-workers that he is not gay.Todd does decide to bed Kelly to make sure once and for all that he is indeed straight and of course Kelly gets hurt because he was hoping that Todd would suddenly be or turn gay.It is a warmhearted tale that deserves to be seen.

RICK & STEVE the happiest gay couple in all the world

A very funny and unique way to make us laugh at ourselves.I watched the complete first season which I believe will end the series.It has 6 episodes all 6 being equally funny.If you click on the post title you can visit the official website and sign up and create your own episodes.The show does live on in some form on the web.

KNOCKED UP

I just got through watching KNOCKED UP which turned out to be a very funny movie.Don't Drink and Bone or you might find yourself pregnant by someone that is your total opposite.Opposites do attract or so the saying goes.One is a do nothing slacker and the other a career minded girl.Ben and Alison travel a nine month journey of finding whats right for each other and the soon to be born baby..

JOKE