"Hi there! My wife doesn't understand me.What I mean to say is:I've never been in a place like this before.I'm straight,actually,but curious.What I mean to say is:I didn't even know what kind of place this was;what do you guys call it-a gay gift shop?What I mean to say is: yes ,of course I did fool around when I was in my early days of college,but that was just kid stuff.My wife and I have a lovely home in West Little Rock.What I mean to say is...Wanna Fuck?"