Maybe You Be Jack!

In a stubborn mood , I can be an inspiration for any ass , but some mules still love me.

THINGS I'VE HEARD

‎"If you need to shave, and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men."

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

URINETOWN , THE MUSICAL

Our neighbors The Weekend Theater will be putting the The Musical URINETOWN on jan 18 thru feb 3 of 2008 on fridays , saturdays and sundays.In simple terms it deals with a drought so severe that people have to pay to pee.Water is so scarce that people can't have private toilets so they must pay to carry out their most private deeds and the money goes to a single domineering company.It is extremely funny and you will enjoy this one.

UNDERDOG

I put Underdog in the machine this evening and thought I would watch it while eating supper and wrapping a couple little gifts.I was quite expecting to hate the movie thinking it to be one of the great clinkers of all time.I was much surprised that the movie actually worked and was much better than I had anticipated.The beagle who plays Underdog is cute as is his love interest in the film but I really liked the bad guy.The mad scientist was played by a midget and it just so happened that one of the gifts I was wrapping was for my mom's cousin also a midget.Junior as we call him babysat me as I was growing up and I have exchanged gifts with him every year all my life so probably 40-45 years worth.My midget fetish developed early in life.My first midget crush came when my cousin Junior took me to see my first Little People's Baseball game.I liked the 3rd baseman whose number was 1/16.Wait I've gotten sidetracked this post is about dogs and dog movies and how they can be entertaining when done well and this one being a live action version of an old cartoon does indeed pull it off.I enjoyed it and it really did bring back several memories.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

TODD HERZOG : hot out gay mormon and a millionaire

I'm sure everyone by now has heard Todd won survivor.I watched about half of the episodes as I am always working when it's on and I just catch it as I can.I was rooting for Todd not because he is a Gay Mormon but because he is a great strategic player.Todd does need to know though that he looks much hotter with the facial hair he sported on the show than the clean shaven look he had on Sunday's finale.Here are a few of my favorite pics of him on the show.




Sunday, December 16, 2007

MeMe # 1


I HAVE BEEN TAGGED BY A REALLY GOOD GUY WHO LIVES FAR FAR AWAY AND DREAMS OF VISITING MY BIRTHPLACE LOS ANGELES SOMEDAY.I AM TO ANSWER 10 QUESTIONS SO THAT ALL THE BLOGGING WORLD CAN PSYCHO ANALIZE ME AS IF MY NEARLY 400 POSTS AREN'T ENOUGH...LOL...QUESTION 1 EASY ENOUGH...WHEN YOU WERE BORN,HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH?.i weighed a meager 6 lbs and 7 oz. at birth and grew up to be just average 5 foot 9 inches tall and weighing 160 lbs at my most heaviest point of my life most of that being confined to my penis but I'm not complaining.I was never skinny and never fat, just average.

MeMe # 2


WHAT'S YOUR SUGAR POISON?..i'm not much of a sugar hound but since your taking my cheese away in the next question i will say these homemade chocolate chip cookies.

MeMe # 3


IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MEAT AND CHEESE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?THEN BE SPECIFIC...gosh you got me on this one as i tend to love both but since i can only have one i will go with meat chicken and fish mostly with a little beef here and there and not much pork.i will probably not be able to last long and will be sneaking a few blue cheese crumbles every time i think i can get away with it.

MeMe # 4


WHAT,IN YOUR OPINION,IS THE WORST SONG EVER?....so many qualify especially when a not so good song comes along and they just play it to death and wear you down with it.I guess the song that did it for me was ebony and ivory by paul mccartney and stevie wonder both of whom i like as entertainers and admire their accomplishments.

MeMe # 5


WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER GROWING UP AND WHY?.....donna fargo because it was before her career as a singer started and we were fortunate to be a part of it.she would write songs and test them out on us and we were able to see her perform outside of class at different venues before she got her her break.it was a fun year.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

MeMe # 6



WHAT PERSONAL ACTIVITY,WHEN PERFORMED IN PUBLIC,BOTHERS YOU THE MOST......booger picking and flicking is high on the list as is sneezing on someone's face but i think the thing that bothers me the most is the nose thing.Funny how we can except and watch masterbation with delight and be so disgusted by nose picking.I have heard "to me, nose-picking is like homosexuality--whether or not you do it is your business,I just don't want you doing it in front of me."

MeMe # 7



OK , THERE'S A $50 dollar BILL LYING ON THE GROUND.YOU PICK IT UP.DUMBFOUNDED BY YOUR INCREDIBLE LUCK,WHAT DO YOU SELFISHLY PURCHASE..........i would have to say a rare japanese vinyl toy from real x head like this all white mutant evil that invaded my mother's christmas town last year.i have a huge collection of them and try to get a hold of as many as possible.

MeMe # 8


DO YOU HAVE A RECURRING NIGHTMARE?IF SO,EXPLAIN..........my parents divorced when i was super young and i use to have this one dream all the time where my father was a mouse and my mother had a broom and was chasing him in my father's parents kitchen.she would come close to clobbering him with the broom but he would always manage to get under the refrigerator and then i would wake up.

MeMe # 9


NAME ONE PLACE ON EARTH YOU'VE NEVER BEEN,BUT VOW TO VISIT AT LEAST ONCE..........high on my list of dream spots to visit is AUSTRALIA.

MeMe # 10


YOU NOTICE THAT QUESTION # 9 ISN"T REALLY A QUESTION.YOU FEEL SMART FOR CATCHING SUCH A SMALL DETAIL.WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO REALLY WELL THAT REMINDS YOU HOW SMART YOU ARE?..........i think one of the strongest attributes is my ability to remember people and their names and what they like and don't like.i generally know what most of my customers are going to buy before they do.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

GRAY or BLACK

Sweatshirts come in many colors.Gray and Black seem to be the most popular in my area.

COMING BACK

He said he would return Friday.I hope so.

YESTERDAY & TODAY

YESTERDAY was Cold, Nasty and Wet...TODAY is Warm , Stimulating and...

ENTER with CLASS

I have always wanted a nice Door Knocker but I think I might have found just the right thing or two.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

CLOSENESS

We started out so close but then not sure what happened ,we just sorted drifted apart.

SANTA FAB

Santa left Little Rock early last week and headed for the land of sunshine before his elves call him to the North Pole to make his yearly run.

CONLEY

Conley needed a few gifts for some buddies of his so he ventured in this evening.Conley is a super nice guy and always Smiling and Very Friendly.He tends to bendover a lot as well which isn't at all bad.


JOESPH

Joesph stopped by today to shop for one of those fake vagina things as a gift for his buddy DJ.Hopefully DJ doesn't read this blog...LOL.

63

This guy is 63 years old now.He still looks hot and you will just have to take my word on that.

HANDCUFFS

This is a 19 year old canadian guy...Can't wait till he turns 25.I like this pic a lot.

Monday, December 10, 2007

MONDAY MOISTENING

Here are three I had my eyes on the past couple of days.

WHEN YOU GOTTA GO

You've found someone special after years of doing it alone and you know you never want to be apart.You dine together;you play together;you sleep together;you even bathe together.Now you can share that most intimate time together with a Love-Seat Toilet or Love Toilet.With the Love-Seat Toilet you sit back to back so my choice were I ever to go in that direction would have to be the Porcelain Love Toilet where you can look one another in the face.Remember when your in Love 5 minutes away from each other can seem like an eternity.






Sunday, December 9, 2007

PINCH

Sometimes all it takes is a good old fashion Nipple Pinch to Perk things up.

IRANIAN EXECUTED FOR GAY SEX

Makwan Moloudzadeh was a 21 year old man living in Kermanshah Central Prison until the cold morning of December 5 when the Iranians hanged him within the prison.It is said that 8 years ago when he was 13 years young that he engaged in anal sex with other boys his age.